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/* Glasgow charity section. Balanced visibility: one fair random featured slot, all others shown. */
.charity-section{max-width:900px;margin:2.5rem auto 1.5rem;text-align:left}
.charity-intro{max-width:780px;margin:0 auto 1.5rem;text-align:center}
.charity-intro h2{margin:.45rem 0 1rem;color:#fff;font-size:clamp(1.65rem,4.7vw,2.35rem)}
.charity-intro p{color:#e0eafa}
.charity-featured{background:#fff;color:#142647;border-radius:17px;padding:clamp(1.4rem,4vw,2rem);border:3px solid #ffcc00;box-shadow:0 12px 36px #0005}
.charity-featured h3{font-size:clamp(1.65rem,4vw,2rem);margin:.4rem 0}.charity-featured p{color:#31455f;margin:.7rem 0}
.featured-label{text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.13em;font-size:.78rem;font-weight:900;color:#714d00!important}
.cause-pill{display:inline-block;background:#e6eef9;color:#213c64;font-size:.8rem;letter-spacing:.04em;font-weight:800;border-radius:30px;padding:.3rem .7rem}
.charity-address{font-size:.86rem;line-height:1.6}
.charity-actions{display:flex;gap:1rem;align-items:center;flex-wrap:wrap;margin-top:1.4rem}
.donate-button{display:inline-block;background:#ffcc00;color:#171e37!important;text-decoration:none;border-radius:9px;font-weight:800;padding:.83rem 1.1rem;box-shadow:0 1px 2px #0002}
.donate-button:hover{background:#ffe28c}.charity-detail-link{color:#174984;font-weight:700}
.all-charities-title{font-size:1.4rem;margin:2rem 0 1rem;color:#fff}
.charity-grid{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(2,minmax(0,1fr));gap:1rem}
.charity-card{background:#e8f1ff;color:#132949;border-radius:12px;padding:1.25rem;border:1px solid #90acd5;display:flex;flex-direction:column;align-items:flex-start;gap:.5rem}
.charity-card h4{font-size:1.24rem;margin:0;line-height:1.3}.charity-card p{color:#293f5b;margin:0}.charity-card .charity-address{margin-bottom:auto}.charity-card .donate-button{margin-top:.45rem}
.charity-fineprint{font-size:.89rem;color:#c8d5ec;margin-top:1.4rem}
.charity-fineprint a{color:#fff}
@media(max-width:650px){.charity-grid{grid-template-columns:1fr}.charity-section{margin-top:2rem}.charity-actions{align-items:stretch}.donate-button{width:auto}}

/* Current-news sequel: clearly separated from the satirical punchline and charity listings. */
.news-update{margin:1.9rem auto 1.2rem;text-align:left;padding:1.25rem 1.5rem;border:1px solid #f1bb58;border-left:6px solid #ffcc00;border-radius:12px;background:#162e53;box-shadow:0 10px 28px #0003}
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.charity-unavailable{padding:1.2rem;border:1px solid #ffdc7a;border-radius:10px;background:#1b3158;text-align:center}